Haha, thank you! I have told this story to my children for years and they have been begging me to send it to Disney for years - instead I thought, well, why not post it as an essay? Glad you enjoyed!
Yes, good addition. I should add a final battle sequence where every classic toy, and Mr Incredible, Darth Vader, etc., uses their skills to fight--it might require a group of "toy" villains, however.
It’s a good idea. Too good. If you want to sell this, you’re gonna need some product placement and some celebritard cameos. How about in Act 1 you show all the kids getting Pfizer jabs and everybody is masked? In Act 2, the government spies on Sid through his iPhone and he is cancelled by Joy Behar? Finally in Act 3, LeBron and Meghan Markle do a musical number with Federal Reserve Chairman RuPaul?
I would definitely pay to see this movie but one suggestion:
Can't have Fearful moms destroy/bur n the toys, too traumatic to the kids watching. Instead have them sent to a sinister central collection point where they can be "interrogated, etc." (from which they later escape or are liberated of course)
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Omg this is so brilliant. What a great read
Haha, thank you! I have told this story to my children for years and they have been begging me to send it to Disney for years - instead I thought, well, why not post it as an essay? Glad you enjoyed!
Forky is pretty forked-up.
The Incredibles!
Thanks for this, Peachy.
Yes, good addition. I should add a final battle sequence where every classic toy, and Mr Incredible, Darth Vader, etc., uses their skills to fight--it might require a group of "toy" villains, however.
It’s a good idea. Too good. If you want to sell this, you’re gonna need some product placement and some celebritard cameos. How about in Act 1 you show all the kids getting Pfizer jabs and everybody is masked? In Act 2, the government spies on Sid through his iPhone and he is cancelled by Joy Behar? Finally in Act 3, LeBron and Meghan Markle do a musical number with Federal Reserve Chairman RuPaul?
Show business is my life.
I’ve never seen any Toy Story movies but I love this story!
WOW! If only your version could be TS5.
I think you should let the angry crowd burn those ventriloquist dolls from TS4; otherwise I love the sequel you wrote.
I would definitely pay to see this movie but one suggestion:
Can't have Fearful moms destroy/bur n the toys, too traumatic to the kids watching. Instead have them sent to a sinister central collection point where they can be "interrogated, etc." (from which they later escape or are liberated of course)
Sid being a "Toy Truther" is just *chef's kiss*.
Would like to see Al of Al’s Toy Barn react to the revelation that his collection intentionally abandoned him to financial ruin.
Awesome! Btw, anyone bitten on “The Whites” yet? I loved that pilot screenplay.
If only I could manage my subscription to give you money, but alas, there are too few blue buttons in your article that I could not find them. Please add a few more for the poor dimwits like me that we might be able patronize you.
That was beautiful! I cried reading it! I hope Disney buys your pitch! That would be the best Pixar movie ever!
If Disney won’t use your brilliant screenplay you might have to have moms toys join the movie to get them interested ?
Just kidding … and bashing Disney too!
Great read, idea and would be a hit ! Thanks and good luck 🍀