The Pink Menace
A based Barbie movie was just a pink mirage, fellas.
Note: This essay originally appeared at Revolver.news.
The hapless fools who run Current Year Hollywood have done something truly stupid. Dumber than that lesbian kiss in Lightyear. Dumber than putting Jennifer Lawrence in a raunchy teenage sex movie. Not as dumb as every single thing Kathleen Kennedy does, but still, pretty dumb.
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