HOMELAND INSECURITY

Clowns All the Way Down

The Man Who Lived

Warning: this essay has not been toned down with the new “unity”filter yet. Beware!

I am still in total shock.

Not because of the attempted assassination—I’ve been expecting that for months; years even.

I’m in shock because he didn’t die. The Boy Who Lived!

Now I feel like all of us are living on borrowed time in some bizarre, blessed, beautiful alternate universe that wasn’t supposed to be. We’re not supposed to be here—or are we?

Baseball is a game of inches. Life is a game of milliseconds and millimeters. Part of me feels like I’m in a dream. It’s too hard to believe. So close that there was no escape, and yet he escaped. So close that he is supposed to be dead. There is simply no simulation, no way to replicate a situation in which a target survives multiple shots at close range by a rifle with a scope, and one direct hit to the head, a hair’s breadth from the skull. What!

It’s not possible, but somehow, here we are. I feel strongly that I personally, and the country, have also escaped a terrible fate. The RNC week was almost the Donald Trump Funeral Week. Can you even imagine?

And I lay 100% of the blame on the people in charge of Homeland Security [sic] .

Tragically, the family of Corey Comperatore was not as fortunate. This lovely man was murdered in cold blood—and if the incompetence of the Secret Service under Alejandro Mayorkas is the cause, then it’s one more death we can directly attribute to his blood-stained legacy.

In the wake of Corey’s death, and the miraculous intervention that allowed Donald Trump to survive a head shot by an AR-15 wielding assassin, changes need to be made TODAY that cannot wait until January.

If incompetence and negligence are to blame, then the leaders in charge of “homeland security” are authoring a slow-motion genocide of American civilians—and even a former president.

Alejandro Mayorkas, Master of Mayhem

Meet the most lethal assassin on Earth. Women and girls are getting raped and killed under his orders. Foreign murder gangs are roaming free. Not even former presidents are safe under his watch!

Alejandro Mayorkas, head of Homeland Security, is in charge of two things: 1) keeping the border open and 2) neutering the Secret Service to render it incompetent and unable to defend presidents that Alejandro hates.

His secret? He hides behind the dopey physiognomy of Mr. Magoo. Our supervillains are clever indeed!

If you object to this and insist he means well, then that means he is an incompetent buffoon guilty of homicidal negligence.

I know this is the era of Unity now, but there can be no unity with this man in charge our our national security. He must be immediately fired and held accountable. I will of course accept his groveling apology, and forgive him when he makes the proper penance.

I wouldn’t hire him to walk my dog.

Mayorkas’s pet minion, Secret Service diversity hire and Longhouse harridan Kimberly Cheatle, is the perfect icon of our DEI-infected, Mayorkan-induced competency crisis.

When you stare into the Longhouse long enough, it stares back.

This middle-aged female is the head of the United States Secret Service?! She was the longtime agent in charge of Vice President Joe Biden, by the way. I’m sure she’s totally unbiased.

Cheatle’s ludicrous Safetyism excuse for her utter failure to do her One Job is a must-read:

LOL. Of course, she’s lying. She’s hiding behind HR-OSHA level corporate-speak, “safetyism” to hide her negligence, but she was immediately exposed as a fraud. We know this because there were two counter-snipers in position on a (more severely) sloped roof at the event!

TFW you stand there watching the assassin adjust his scope.

Sloped roofs are apparently a no-go zone for our most elite sniper units.

It’s all hard to believe until you remember the last four years have been all about weakening our strongest institutions with the poison of DEI policies. DEI is not about equality—it is a weapon being used to permanently weaken and destroy the country.

After all, the man in charge of hiring for the FAA is blind. That’s right—John Benison is the DEI hiring director for the agency in charge of hiring the people WHO LAND THE AIRPLANES at our airports.

The only consolation to our competency crisis that is killing and maiming and raping American civilians and presidents is that they’ve gotten so bad that even the well-oiled CIA assassination playbook may be unable to do what it does best.

I have no evidence that this was some sort of intelligence op or “intentional” screw up that left Donald Trump totally exposed to what all the snipers on Twitter say was recon 101, an impossible-to-make security error, could never happen, has never happened before.

We need to know what the entire security plan was. What was the plan at other rallies? Were other line of sight sniper nests ever left undefended before? Was this the first time or is there a long history of negligence?

If the CIA and DHS want to prove that their hands are clean on this one, they need to accept, even embrace, the charge of incompetence, and start firing people.

If they refuse to fire Cheatle or impeach Mayorkas, that’s a tell that maybe it really wasn’t their fault at all, and that other, more shadowy players were behind it. Were they just the patsies? The clueless functionaries who won’t notice when things are going sideways behind the scenes?

I have no idea.

But I would just like to know just two things:

1. Cops and SS had 30 minutes advance warning to get Trump to a secure location while they investigated a potential threat. Why didn’t they move him, then check out the roof?

2. How did Crooks know in advance what size ladder to buy, and which building he’d be setting up on? He’d have had to know where the podium was going to be. Did he?

As all of this swirls, we must still keep our main focus on November and Total Victory in the face of eight years of Total War.

And then, the great Golden Age of peace, prosperity, and yes, national unity, awaits.

Pray for President Trump and his family, and the Vances!

God bless America.

Thanks for reading,

Peachy