Biden's SOTU: A Big F You

Devouring the Soul of the Nation

The State of Ukraine is strong!

Or at least, that’s what the first 15 minutes of last night’s Biden Threat to the Nation speech sounded like. He is still the wicked halfwit he’s always been, but don’t be fooled by the squinty eyes and shuffling gait. He may wear the decrepit skinsuit of the harmless-looking grandpa who once molested you at a sleepover; he’s still strong enough to destroy the entire country.

Joe and his demonic allies in D.C. really do fully intend on funding Ukraine forever, no end in sight, no expense spared, no conscripted warm body spared. Ukraine has no men left, and no hope of winning, and never did. But this gravy train is too good to end and every single person in that chamber is riding it to the end of the line.

But don’t worry, Ukraine! Biden will save you, like he’s going to save us from the biggest threats facing us:

"Saving the planet from the climate crisis...and the country from gun violence."

I found it unsettling to see all the most evil people in D.C. under one roof, acting like they don’t know we’re on to them.

Profiles in cowardice.

Axis of Weasel

The adorable women of the Hamas wing of the Left brought cute little props to hold up. They want the U.S. to stop sending bombs to Israel to use….so we can send them to Ukraine to use instead! Clever girls!

Oy.

These sad-faced Hamas babes aren’t mad at the wanton slaughter, they just want whiter people slaughtered, in colder places.

If you were hoping, like I was, that Joe Biden would freeze, stammer, drift off aimlessly, get lost on the way to the podium, and shake hands with invisible people, you are probably feeling annoyed today.

Instead, Biden defied low expectations and delivered an overly energetic, strident performance, in the new “feisty” mode the White House has programmed him with.

I know his staff is relieved and thrilled he pulled it off. You could see the jubilation on Kamala’s face when he made it to the end without a major disaster.

POV you’re Biden delivering the SOTU to the country:

Jill looked super nervous when she walked in—she knows how dicey things are back at home. She knew it could go either way. But credit to the quack doctors feeding the old man the peppy juice—he did what he had to do without sundowning live on camera.

My sweet Marjorie came to slay. I swear I’m going to wear this the next time I have to go to the DMW in LA, see what happens:

Fit goals.

Biden’s Body Count

Biden was so hyped on his IV cocktail that he sped through the speech in record time, eliding words and skipping syllables. I missed half of what he said. But I caught a few things and they were doozies.

The most excruciating was the Laken Riley exchange with MTG. She called him out for not saying her name, so he picked up the Laken Riley pin he had stashed conveniently by the podium and held it up. Then, shocker, he did say her name! Or, he tried to. Instead he called her “Lincoln Riley,” the name of the USC football coach. Eh, close enough!

Then he used a banned word to describe her murderer. He used the I word! He declared that “an illegal killed her.” Half true. Yes, he was illegal, but you killed Laken Riley, Joe. You did that. If I unlock the front door to your house and let a criminal in, and he kills you, at the very least I am an accessory to murder, if not the mastermind.

Then he looked up and addressed Laken’s parents directly, since I’d read they’d been invited. But I guess no one told Joe that they refused to attend, since he spoke to the gallery as if he thought they were there, seated alongside a collection of the Democrat’s most dysgenic grievance mongers.

They’re not there, Joe.

Biden’s illegal-induced body count is ticking up daily. No one bothered to say this man’s name last night:

But the father of another child murdered by Joe Biden WAS there. This was the man who started shouting at Joe and was escorted out by security and later arrested.

Steve Nikoui’s dashing son Lance Corporal Kareem Nikoui, age 20, was killed in Afghanistan during the chaotic withdrawal. Joe Biden killed him, and last night had his father handcuffed. This is how Gold Star families are treated in Biden country.

Kareem and 13 other young Americans were blown apart guarding the Kabul Airport in the insane withdrawal chaos. Totally preventable, just like Laken Riley’s death.

Just like all the preventable rapes, murders, and DUI manslaughters happening daily now at the hands of Joe Biden’s illegal hordes.

Biden’s current body count is approaching Guinness Book-eligibility in the mass murderer category. He still has a ways to go to beat Anthony Fauci’s body count, which thanks to the lab-created virus he authored, is in the tens of millions.

The other insane moment was when Biden mocked the Republicans for voting down the fake “border security” bill that is actually a bill that keeps the border open forever and lets almost 2 million illegals in a year.

He belittled and mocked them, from the podium, for saying no to that. “I thought you guys wanted to fix the border,” he taunted. By “fix,” of course, he wants you to think he means “close it for good,” but what he really means is efficiently usher even more of the world’s castoffs, criminals, and con artists across the border, and process them immediately for citizenship, voting rights, and work papers.

I don’t want the border “fixed.” We don’t need a speedier “asylum process.” We need a total and complete shutdown of illegal immigration, and we need it 30 years ago.

The truth no one can utter is that it’s too late to shut the border. The damage has been done over decades and is being ratched up every day. “America” as constituted 10, even five years ago, is gone forever.

The new thing developing now is just coming into focus, and after the long march through the institutions and decades of sledgehammering the struts out from under the country, we are finally feeling the wheels come off.

Literally.

Not united with that one tired though.

Sorry About all the Murder and Inflation. Now Enjoy More Chips in Every Bag!

At least Biden addressed the issue that keeps me up at night: fewer chips in each bag. “Shrinkflation.” A grateful nation thanks you, Sir!

One four-year term can’t stop what’s coming, but at least we could go out with a bang.

And maybe, who knows, a new president could pull us out of the nose dive.

Maybe.

At least we’ll always remember this as the moment Alabama Senator Katie Britt introduced herself to the country, and the country asked her to never to talk again.

Did SNL film her speech?

She’s so cute, I wanted to love her. But she delivered an even worse speech than Joe.

It was that bad. Sorry Alabama! Tomorrow, Katie Britt will get an unfunny sendup on SNl, and that will be the last time we hear about her for a long time.

In the meantime, America, enjoy your three extra free Lays in each bag. Thanks, Mr. President! Now here is my message to you, Sir:

Respectfully,

—Peachy

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